why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Breezy sits down
Breezy: *sigh of relief*
Breezy: I just had a baby.
both of us: AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAA
Breezy: That sounds like something Jen would say.
both of us: AHHHH HAHAHA
We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing.
Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY.
Thank you, that is all we ask for
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like