shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

fadedaisies:

felibre:

andrewjacksonjihads:

scarlet johansson could punch me in the face and that would give her a hug

this is one of the rarest shoots in which there’s photographs of her not sexualised

she is a beauty

adventuretimewithlewis:

The gays are angry

adventuretimewithlewis:

The gays are angry

bringingbackhiphop:

windycityhigh:

el701meapodan:

AAHHAHAHAH 😂😂😂😂

Baws

lmao what a G

bringingbackhiphop:

windycityhigh:

el701meapodan:

AAHHAHAHAH 😂😂😂😂

Baws

lmao what a G

ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

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dwellfreely:

well I’ll be…

shitroughdrafts:

The Purge: Anarchy,written and directed by James DeMonaco. 2014.
Order the Shit Rough Drafts book here!

shitroughdrafts:

The Purge: Anarchy,written and directed by James DeMonaco. 2014.

Order the Shit Rough Drafts book here!

sexgodchadwick:

I won’t be impressed by technology until the day I can close the YouTube app but the music continues playing

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

thelunaticyouarelookingfor:

hit-it-and-quidditch:

fandomsandfeminism:

blacksupervillain:

leseanthomas:

It’s like Marvel is really trying to piss people off, lol. 

Source: http://io9.com/marvels-new-captain-america-will-be-black-1606409585

calling it, whoever the new iron man is they won’t be straight. marvel’s tryna go for the trifecta.

Nothing makes me more pleased than Marvel making Marvel fanboys angry about genuinely good and interesting comic choices.

Bless Marvel

Some asshat on facebook started complaining calling these “marketing gimmicks”
Representation isn’t a marketing “gimmick”.

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case